The Meme Trickster — The Kek Chamber, Department of Chaos & Kekonomics
Nothing about the Kek Chamber runs the way you'd expect, and that's the whole business model. Pepe treats the entire floor like one long punchline — except somehow, by the end of it, the joke's turned a profit and everyone else is still catching up.
Ask him for a straight answer and you'll get a riddle instead. Ask him how the numbers keep working out in his favor, and he'll just grin like he already knew you'd ask.